An Open Letter to my Crappy Boss

Source (picture of a stop sign set against a cloudy sky) Dear Barbara,I’m struggling to understandWhat possesses youTo behave so spitefullyIn nearly all of our interactions.Was there something specificI did to upset you?Or are you driven bySome internal greedFor the kind of powerGiven only toMiddle managers?I’m asking becauseI’m losing the abilityTo give a FuckAbout yourContinue reading “An Open Letter to my Crappy Boss”

Ode to my Bullshit Coworker: I Wish He Were Toast

My friend tells me there’s mouse poop in the office toaster It’s the one Bob and I bought together While he still graced us with his daily presence But I hated Bob I hated his presence I hated his ugliness from the inside out And yet I learned to imitate My disgusted disdain Reflecting hisContinue reading “Ode to my Bullshit Coworker: I Wish He Were Toast”