“You have to get it’s anus moist to help it eliminate every half hour or it will die and don’t make eye contact ever.” “Um, Sir, I thought I was on guard duty…” “You are, lieutenant, you are guarding this alien. Do you have a problem with that?” “Sir. No sir but how do I…Continue reading “Moist”
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Painful Love
We met in the smoldering ruins of past relationships. I found your eyes as you sat in your rickety chair, relating your exquisite pain. How could I forget the unmistakable mustiness of the room, the scraping of metal folding chairs or the burnt coffee served in Styrofoam cups? It could have been any circleContinue reading “Painful Love”
Natolie Webb 