“You have to get it’s anus moist to help it eliminate every half hour or it will die and don’t make eye contact ever.” “Um, Sir, I thought I was on guard duty…” “You are, lieutenant, you are guarding this alien. Do you have a problem with that?” “Sir. No sir but how do I…Continue reading “Moist”

Painful Love

            We met in the smoldering ruins of past relationships. I found your eyes as you sat in your rickety chair, relating your exquisite pain. How could I forget the unmistakable mustiness of the room, the scraping of metal folding chairs or the burnt coffee served in Styrofoam cups? It could have been any circleContinue reading “Painful Love”