Pranks

Oh revenge was going to be so sweet! She was so tired of Simon’s pranks. She giggled inwardly as she hid in the shadows of the garage waiting for him to disembark from the car. The door opened and he stepped out. She was tense, but ready. She just had to… The world went black.

Her eyes opened to see only darkness, punctuated by passing lights. What was happening? She focused her brain trying to remember but her last memory was planning a surprise prank for her older brother. Had she pulled it off? She couldn’t remember.

It was moment before she focused on her present situation. She was in the backseat of a car, lying on her back. She was wearing a blindfold but there was a small slit where it had slipped over her eyes. Where were they taking her… And who were they?

 The car took a series of turns and stopped as the reality of her situation set in and terror welled up, overflowing her body. The door opened and she felt hands pulling her upward. She screamed and screamed and struggled to escape. It was all she could do… She had become a creature of pure instinct.

Her blindfold slipped as her knee made contact with the private parts of her attacker. He screamed, falling to the ground and writhing in pain. She almost turned to run but her brain somehow caught up with the reality before her and she stopped short.

“Simon?” the writhing continued. “Is that you? Oh my God, Simon! What the fuck? I really hurt you!”

“Just… A… Prank…” he managed to gasp. “Need… ER… Oh, God,” he groaned miserably, rolling back and forth on the ground.

One Day Later…

“Testicular torsion is a bitch. I can’t believe I’m a one ball wonder.”

“Did you learn your lesson on the constant pranks, then?”

“Aww. This one just went sideways.”

“You have one ball.”

“Exactly. I still have one ball.”

“So… No then. Cool. Can’t wait to get ‘kidnapped’ again. On the upside, you might still get to qualify for that Darwin Award.”