Grand Gesture

“What happened, Theo? What did you do?” Mila dropped her keys on the table and regarded the mess that was once their living room. “What makes you think something happened?” came a very muffled voice from somewhere in the vicinity of the couch cushions. “You are literally covered in blankets and food wrappers. We’ve beenContinue reading “Grand Gesture”

Complaint Department

June 4, 2024Urbane Profession Simulators, Inc.155 E. 55th St.New York, NY 10022 To Whom It May Concern: This letter is to express my extreme dissatisfaction with my recent purchase. If I were to say that your product did not deliver as advertised it would be a gross understatement! If I could have foreseen the griefContinue reading “Complaint Department”