Source (Graveyard at night): “What would happen if I crossed the threshold?” he teased sliding his left foot closer to the mausoleum. “Don’t,” I pleaded, “it’s not funny.” ignoring me, he pantomimed reaching for the door. “The last time I saw him he disappeared through that door,” she said it quietly but my head snappedContinue reading “Carolyn”
Author Archives: Natolie Webb
Ode to my Bullshit Coworker: I Wish He Were Toast
My friend tells me there’s mouse poop in the office toaster It’s the one Bob and I bought together While he still graced us with his daily presence But I hated Bob I hated his presence I hated his ugliness from the inside out And yet I learned to imitate My disgusted disdain Reflecting hisContinue reading “Ode to my Bullshit Coworker: I Wish He Were Toast”
Kombucha
“I see you like kombucha.” “It is very good for you. Helps you lose weight.” My eyes rolled involuntarily. I’m not going to get all impressed because you notice I’m overweight. It’s not like no one has ever noticed before. I start to walk again but I feel a surprisingly strong grip on my wrist.Continue reading “Kombucha”
I’m a Cat Person!
Starting things out on a light note… My family always had cats when I was growing up and I love them. Nothing makes me feel more at home than cuddling in bed with a purring cat on me. To me it’s the epitome of relaxation. Are they stinky? Absolutely. Do they puke everywhere? Yup. DoContinue reading “I’m a Cat Person!”
A Place to Write
I can’t decide how I feel about Medium’s pay structure. People obviously seem to like it because most content is blocked by the paywall these days and I’m starting to feel like the last holdout but to be honest I don’t want to join. I would never want to disrespect the amazing people who writeContinue reading “A Place to Write”
